im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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