i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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