You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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