Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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