College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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