sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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