I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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