dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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