rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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