My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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