remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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