Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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