no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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