If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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