So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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