Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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