so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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