Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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