Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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