Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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