Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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