I forgot how hot balto sounded
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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