Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize