Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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