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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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