Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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