yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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