girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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