you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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