My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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