Christians are straight up FREAKS
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My feet surprised me
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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