can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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