new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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