Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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