drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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