It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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