oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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