Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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