i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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