I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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