This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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