I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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