Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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