i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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