Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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