end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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