Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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