He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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