i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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