it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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